" The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he's had the same dream, too. Q: What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? Q: What did the Alabama sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times? A: Spit, swallow, and gargle, Q: What do you call a teenage girl who doesn't masturbate? Q: Whats the best thing about dating homeless chicks? Q: What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? Q: What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? Q: What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?Then the guy in the middle wakes up and says, "That's funny, I dreamed I was skiing! By mid morning, he decided he'd better make amends and called home. " "I was in bed." "What were you doing in bed this late? Who Enjoys Sex More A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more. A: "I'll see you next month." Q: What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit? A: At least a zit waits until you're a teenager before it cums on your face! A: Acne usually comes on a boys face after he turns 12 Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? Can you tell me what the hell is going on in twenty-five words or less?
I have some super skinny friends who are considered really hot and always get hit on and then there are celebs who are super skinny, like Olivia Wilde and Megan Fox (she supposedly has a 23 inch waist!Free Dirty Bar Jokes Handjob Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. Q: Name the five great kings that have brought happiness in to peoples lives A: Drinking Licking sucking fucking and wanking. A: It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus.In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, "I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job! Q: What's the difference between onions and prostitutes? Q: What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? Q: What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?The show has Brennan alternating among three microphones.At the first mic, he reads one-liners from index cards; at the second mic, he talks about dealing with depression and his relationship with his father; and at the third mic, he does traditional stand-up comedy.In 2014 The Champs was named "Best Podcast" as part of LA Weekly In 2015 Brennan developed and performed a comedy show, 3 Mics in Los Angeles.