Dating older women jokes

When Franklin fathered a whoreson bastard, that child grew up to be governor.

After that dam broke, social disapproval could no longer protect our young men from sexy senior seductresses.

Those were the ages of Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore when the couple tied the knot last year, making their highly publicized May-December romance official.

But even though their older woman-younger man relationship may be among the world's most visible, it's not that unusual anymore.

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To put it another way -- if you thought your ex-girlfriend's wedding was awkward, imagine what it's like if you've performed a three-knuckle merengue in the bride's Sunday school teacher. On a scale of one to Lunacy, most cougars are "Bicycle Made of Babies." We're not slagging them. We're just saying don't let them get your home address.

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